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10.0 |04月15日 |HD
简介:

  民国初年,东北地区形势复杂,军阀、土匪、日本特务势力交错,各占地盘,民不聊生。军阀林国栋虽无大志,但仍有爱国之心,日本多次拉拢,俱不为所动。
  区内唯有福星镇一地,可称为人间乐土,奇怪地向不受土匪侵袭,各山头均传说此地邪门,凡土匪冒犯福星镇者,都会无故消失。其实是有七大退隐江湖的武林高手隐居于此,当中包括小裁缝娇婆四(王祖蓝 饰)、开饭店的姐妹麦当娜(吴君如 饰)与麦当红(谢娜 饰)、当奶妈的花天娇(曾志伟 饰)、道士甲乙炳(元华 饰)、卖胭脂水粉的小喇叭(郑中基 饰)跟妓院老板娘黛玉姐(孟瑶 饰),人人身怀绝技。他们每一次都把土匪消灭得干干净净,保了镇民平安。林国栋(洪金宝 饰)的女儿雪儿(童菲 饰),喜爱烹饪,时来镇上买新鲜蔬果,由于美丽活泼,深得众侠欢心,尤其是小裁缝娇婆四,更是对她一见钟情,把她当梦中情人。
  日本女特务黑泽青子,勾结汉奸猛虎庄之洪虎、洪豹、洪凤,设立情报基地,用密码传送情报回国,并对林国栋施以色诱,然后以忍术控制其神智,再要害死雪儿,幸雪儿逃脱。雪儿逃往福星镇求七侠救父亲出险境。七侠尚未考虑清楚,青子已先下手为强,雇用杀手来狙杀他们,全镇老百姓愤而反抗,连百岁老人亦不甘后人,感动了七侠,一齐出手,击退杀手。
  七侠连手赶赴猛虎庄。是日青子一手安排了她与林国栋的婚礼,妄图成为师长夫人后控制林国栋的军队,幸众侠及时赶到,破坏婚礼,林国栋恢复神智,与众侠合力大战青子与洪家兄妹,终尽歼强敌!七侠远去,林国栋亦决意全力对抗日本势力,誓保我国好河山。

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